Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth

Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting

by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017

sitting on a cheeseburger

When you sit on the face of an ugly guy

"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."

by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017

sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018

slotting grace

When you see a dog who is confused as to why he/she is floating in space.

"Omg look its a slotting grace!"
"Don't you mean floating space dog?"
"Same thing man..."

by RennJoper September 15, 2017

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

spittin ice

When one can not rap at a fast or steady pace

“Dude....did you hear jj fishnew album? He was so bad he was straight spittin ice.”

by Jtgreen12 November 9, 2017

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018