Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

spittin off

Slang for diarrhea or poop. If someone says they're spittin off they have diarrhea or have already had diarrhea.

Damn man, I was spittin off earlier I clogged the toilet.

by MemoliLover November 9, 2020

Sitting in Silence

Sitting in Silence will make me go mad. Dont even remind us.. of batman.

Im sitting in silence and my ass hurts.

by mrcrabs213123 November 15, 2020

sittingmelio

sittingmelio is a fp on tiktok, oh hi! Ur here from there? Tell me what theme I should have!

Anyways, shes a charli fp and she is amazing.

Isla: Wow whos that?
Indi: Thats sittingmelio!
Isla: wowzerz.

by Sittingmeliofp November 20, 2020

Sitting hot

When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.

“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot”

by Tattoo ernay November 28, 2020

Shitting 2kg

Basically when you haven’t shat in 5 days and you start pouring shit out of your asshole that is a never ending story of melted pistachio chocolate, the end.

Oi mate I’m shitting 2kg

by Robloxlover_123 January 15, 2021

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection

Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021