spermchest

A large wooden chest completely filled with a lifetimes worth of one mans semen. A long and lengthy process that takes dedication, however the spermchestarian reeps the benefits when viewing all of his man juice in one single contained chest. It is healthier to keep ones sperm chest in a frozen environment like your fridge freezer, may need to be consulted with the owner of the fridge freezer as it can be a surprising situation seeing a seeping chest of sperm in place of your favourite frozen oven chips.

Can often be mistaken for the act when a man ejaculates so vicously into his woman that the sperm infact tears through the womb area and enters the lungs, thus creating a living sperm chest.

Come mary, view my spermchest.

There is no action a man will take when his spermchest is stolen.

That joshua's a fishy bastard, he likes to make love to his sperm chest and not in a collective way.

i could manweld an entire army with the amount of sperm held in my sperm chest.

Early pubesant benedict has been adding to his sperm chest from the tender age of 8.

You are a spermchest - a phrase only promoted to the highest of high.

by Joseph Patrick Mortell December 9, 2008

spermed up

When a girl is filled up with a lot of sperm. There so much sperm up in there she could start her own sperm bank.

Dude! I hit that after Billy and i think Jim did too. She is so spermed up, she'll be spillin like a broken water pipe.

by FoChedda February 15, 2009

Spermicidal Rape

Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.

Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!

by zeitgeist12 June 14, 2011

Spermpire

A person who drains your energy by giving a blow job

Francois:" Yesterday Brenda gave me such a good blow job, she sucked the life out of me, I slept for 12 hours straight.. She's a real Spermpire!"

by Spermanator September 11, 2022

Shermanatrix

The female equivalent for the Shermanator, usually associated with women with the last name sherman as well as dominatrices

Damn! that is the shermanatrix

by The original shermanatrix July 30, 2009

spermatophobia

One who has a fear of semen/sperm

Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.

by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008