smoke up

To 'smoke up', is to have a hit of cannibus sativa from a bong or waterpipe.

"Do you want to have a 'session' next Saturday?"
"Yo' bruz, I 'smoke up' everyday, its jus' a matter of if yo' wanna be there or not!"

by Diego August 31, 2003

Smoke monster

(v.) Getting farted on whilst giving fellatio and/or cunnilingus; orig. Lost; can be quite upsetting for the receiving person especially during 69

"Yeah, it was awesome last night when I smoke monstered Cindy, but she didn't agree."

"I couldn't believe Tom farted when I was giving him a blowy - he totally smoke-monstered me."

by WalterFrankensniffs March 13, 2010

smoking gun

Delivering a payload on your partner's chest, then wiping the tip on his or her face.

It was a lousy blowjob, so I capped it off with a smoking gun.

by 'lil stinker March 08, 2004

Happy Smokes

Simply a Spliff. Bringing happiness to the world.
A cigarette with marijuana inside of it.

"Got any smokes?"
"Got some happy smokes!"

by spamidoodle November 15, 2007

Smoking the brown

Smoking the brown: the act of blowing smoke in to a humans or animals anus. They then fart it back into your mouth and you inhale deeply

'i was smoking the brown last night untill she splash farted in my face'

by LtKush August 02, 2019

e-smoke

that single cigarette thats been rolling around in your desk drawer for weeks, months, or longer, saved for that day when you run out of smokes, and cant leave work to run to the store.

Aww man, i really need to go out for a smoke, but i smoked my last one this morning on break. (pause thinking) OH WAIT! I've got an e-smoke in my desk.

by Project5k January 30, 2009

Smoke Meat

When a male has a extremely under average penis

usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on

In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size

can also bean appropriate use for this term

Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!

Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!

Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!

by T>H>O>M>A>S June 02, 2009