charles sharp

The dogs bollocks

Oi yeah that geezer Charles Sharp is the dog bollocks

by 123bubs123 April 11, 2017

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pendulum sharpener

A big dick that's sharp

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah

by OkaJeff June 14, 2017

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an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.

Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.

by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017

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Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.

Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"

by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017

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caleb sharpe

Caleb Sharpe was the Freeman High School Shooter. On September 13, 2017, Caleb entered his school with an AR-15 Assault Rifle (Full automatic) a Double Barrel Short Pump Shotgun, and a Glock 17 semi-auto. He killed a student and injured 3 more. He entered the building at 8:00 am and hid his pistol in a long trench coat he was wearing and he hid his AR-15 and Shotgun in a duffle bag. At 10:00 AM, he pulled out his AR-15 and shot a student in the shoulder. When he was reloading his gun jammed so he went to his shotgun. He shot another student in the leg, temporarily paralyzing her. His shotgun then jammed so he went to his Glock 17 semi-auto. A student named Sam Strahan tried to talk Caleb out of what he was doing, but Sam was shot in the stomach twice then 4 times in the head and instantly killed. Caleb walked around shooting at glass and students but then a janitor yelled at him and Caleb dropped his weapons and raised his hands, then the police arrested him. He is being tried for Murder, Brining a weapon on School Campus, assault, and Criminal Damage.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Freeman High school Shooting?

Person 2: Yeah it's pretty bad.
Person 1: Caleb Sharpe did it.

by DeDrummer October 12, 2017

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