Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Sharpietoo

A semi-permanant tattoo created using a common 'permanent' Sharpie marker.

Did you really think this through... It's a permanent tattoo! Nah, it's ok, it's just a Sharpietoo. (It will wash off in about a week or two)

by Bro kinda job May 13, 2023

sharpie smell

the smell all of us love

sharpie smell is the best smell

by midgen;-; July 13, 2023

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

sharpoon

It's a rocket powered dildo that harpoons the poons,.

Billy how did you ever girl that t ok marry you? Timmy I used the sharpoon my daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia.

by P.T.P. September 19, 2023

sharpoon

A rocket powered dildo that harpoons the punani.

Billybob how did you ever get that girl to marry you? Timmy I used the sharpoon My daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia.

by P T P September 19, 2023