Seasonal hoeness

The time of the year when hormones are high and bitches be hoes.

Damn, she’s acting up. That’s some seasonal hoeness

by kchoe March 30, 2022

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021

Air Seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022

Lynx Season

Lynx Season is the period after Christmas where every man smells of Lynx Africa deodorant after receiving it as a last minute present.

Abigail: I can't stand the smell of all the dudes in Subway.
Fiona: Yeah, it must be Lynx Season again.

by KingdomofYr February 13, 2022

60 game season

Doesn't Count

The Dodgers didn't win the 2020 World series because it was a 60 game season.

by mlb2021 October 3, 2021

seasonal bitch

the one that gets used only when it’s convenient for the other person or when they need something

“he just wants me to do stuff for him when he wants something”
“he thinks you’re his seasonal bitch”

by ali_thun October 28, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021