When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.
by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
Get the Santa’s Rodeomug. 1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.
2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport
3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas
4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions
5. a block shaped like Santa
6. Santa's head
2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport
3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas
4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions
5. a block shaped like Santa
6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."
"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"
"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"
"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
by NILSO November 19, 2011
Get the Santa blockmug. Santa is a stalker that eats children once a year. He only watches when you’re unconscious, and uses the facade of presents to keep doing what he’s doing. His whole lineage does this, the real Santa was shot a long time ago by someone on the right side of history
by jesuis christ August 6, 2020
Get the Santamug. The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win
by Vaj Guru March 12, 2015
Get the Santa Clausemug. To have grey pubic hair.
by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009
Get the santa pantsmug. A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
Get the Jolly Santamug.