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Glaswegian Sandwich

two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.

A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
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Superhero sandwich

When someone dresses up as a hero and makes a sub like sandwich and proceeds to fuck the sandwich until he ejaculates inside.
Hey jimmy the craziest thing happen to me a superhero came down and gave me a superhero sandwich.
by Upliftcone October 31, 2017
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dancing sandwich

Took May home last night and gave her the old dancing sandwich. She squirted her “special sauceall over my face.
by Johnston Thwackhammer August 2, 2021
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The Cheese Sandwich

(Adj) A positive expression inflicted onto a situation or oneself.
Example 1:
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: Why are you even asking that? You know I'm the cheese sandwich!

Example 2:
Person 1:
Hey did you see that baseball player hit a whammy!?

Person 2: I know man, that was the cheese sandwich!!
by PettyOfficerPoehner March 16, 2009
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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sandwich-hug

A "make someone feel special" hug that's administered when there are only three people present; unlike the classic "group-hug special" (three people forming a group-hugging "triangle" around a fourth person who is the "special" one), this embrace involves having the "special" person face one of the other two people and snuggle up against him chest-to-chest, and then the third person comes up behind the "special" person and extends his arms forward on either side of the "special" person, while the first person does likewise, so that he and the third person hug each other "from a distance", and are both hugging the "special" person in the process.
Slim cutie, strolling on the beach arm-in-arm with two mushy-hearted admirers: Oh, yeah, I almost forgot --- today's my seventeenth birthday.
One of her two companions: Really? Well, then --- let's give Birthday Girl a great big ol' sandwich-hug!
Cutie, placidly closing her eyes to better savor her companions' cuddly attention: Awww... thanks, fellas --- mmmmmm... there's really nuthin' quite so comforting for a girl as havin' TWO big warm fuzzy chests snugglin' up from both directions!
Other admirer: Well, it's the least we can do for ya, Sweet Cheex --- too bad the rest of our peeps are away at the pool, or we coulda all given ya a humongous CROWD-HUG and thrown ya a nice birthday party. But at least the two of us can give ya **sandwich-snugglez**!
First admirer: Yes, and then we can all go to the diner for some pipin'-hot grilled-cheese **sandwiches**!
by QuacksO February 5, 2017
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Sybian Sandwich

the act of a threesome between three women in which two make a scissor pose with their legs while the woman in the middle sways side to side.
Sarah: She totally gave them a Sybian Sandwich!
by pusi HOUND 420 September 16, 2021
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