A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.
During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.
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A physical retail business that rents pre-recorded media such as feature films, TV shows, video game discs and other media. They were popular from the 1980s until the 2010s.
Starting in the late 2000s to early 2010s, they are rendered largely obsolete by the emergence of video on demand and streaming services. Few rental stores have survived to present day.
Starting in the late 2000s to early 2010s, they are rendered largely obsolete by the emergence of video on demand and streaming services. Few rental stores have survived to present day.
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Four Solid Quarter Store is a very specific definition of a dollar store and the kids start learning that there are four quarters to a dollar. And yes, most of us are aware that all things aren't a dollar in there, the awesome power of 'Solid Quarter' can easily be changed and adapts without losing any meaning...
Four Solid Quarter Store is a very specific definition of a dollar store and the kids start learning that there are four quarters to a dollar. And yes, most of us are aware that all things aren't a dollar in there, the awesome power of 'Solid Quarter' can easily be changed and adapts without losing any meaning...
Dude 1...'You need anything from the Four Solid Quarter Store?
Dude 2 "The one with 'Tree' in the name raised their prices, start calling it the Five Solid Quarter Store.
Dude 3 "i wonder how many got fired cause they could only do math in dollar increments.'
Dude 2 "The one with 'Tree' in the name raised their prices, start calling it the Five Solid Quarter Store.
Dude 3 "i wonder how many got fired cause they could only do math in dollar increments.'
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