Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.

That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021

Mckay Steamer

1.When Dave preforms a cleveland steamer on aloma
2.When Dave drops a aloma on aloma

3. When Dave drops an Aloma on CJ

I Preformed a Mckay steamer-

by Mckay Steamer September 29, 2021

Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.

Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.

by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021

Bosting Steamer

Where oral sex is given whilst the recipient is excreting sat on the toilet

Lovely Friday night planned, gonna have a turd while the Mrs sucks me off. Bosting steamer

by Cookiemonster233 November 2, 2021

Nashville Steamer

A sexual act involving one or more people defecating on their partner's chest after indulging in some of Nashville's famous hot chicken (Hattie B's, Prince's Hot Chicken, etc.). Variation of the Cleveland Steamer.

I just ate my weight in Hattie B's hot chicken. Time to crash a bachelorette party and pass out a few Nashville Steamers.

by CrunchyBlack86 November 19, 2021

Texian Steamer

When a guy is committing sexual activities with their significant other. And they suck your penis until climax then stick it in a water bottle where you climax in it then 2 hours later you pour it into your own butt where your SO will then slurp it up like a Chug Jug.

"Hey baby wanna Texian Steamer?"
"Sure"

by Blixls December 22, 2021

Menai steamer

The Menai Steamer is similar to the Boston and Cleveland Steamer, only once the shitter has done the needful he then proceeds to have sex with the poo.

I happened upon Brad and the champ having a Menai Steamer in the car park of Menai Central - it was so romantic

by Mailroom69 January 1, 2022