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son of a gungor

The worst friend in youR friend group, this came about when some people mislaid Logan gungors name
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.
That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.
by Ryan August 13, 2003
mugGet the The Property of Sonmug.

jimmy butlers son

me
random guy: yo is that jimmy butlers son!

Me; yeah that's me🗿
by Jimmy butler's son December 16, 2024
mugGet the jimmy butlers sonmug.

Rob Your Son

The nickname of the Infamous George Robson who gets no bitches and no friends.
Oh shit its George Rob Your Son. Bully him
by pussay Lover March 11, 2022
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Our son

An extremely attractive male that pulls major pussy and e girls. Great footballler and leader
Paul1: our son at the scissor sisters. Boss and girls are lovely

Paul2: brilliant son banana peel run son yes our sun
by Wickedson01 April 28, 2022
mugGet the Our sonmug.

Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.
ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son
by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020
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