sloppy cronchite

N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."

I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.

by SD_21 January 31, 2007

Sloppy Gusher

A extremely dry/crusty armpit, that eventually starts to shoot puss and squeeze 18 different colors of juice out. people usually refer to this uncommon growth as a "michonda". Causes are yet to be found

"Oh shit dude you have a huge fukn sloppy gusher under here" as the someone observes ones armpit.

by BigDon.Guy December 10, 2014

Sloppy Jocelyn

A female quiefs(expels air from vagina) while on her period.

I was hitting my girlfriend from behind and she hit me with a SLOPPY JOCELYN

by Todd N Esmerelda July 17, 2021

sloppy chop

when your chin is sprayed by your (woman)partner's love juice

aw my gawd i jost got sloppy chop'ed

by ALLDAYinsideBRO January 15, 2015

sloppy tilapia

That good good coochie

Oh my god, officer, I told her 13 times I was a fucking Mario cosplayer and she still wouldn't give me that sloppy tilapia!

by ab28472 May 03, 2019

sloppy dugan

Failure as a result of one's own carelessness.

Walking with an untied shoe, Billy pulled a sloppy dugan when he tripped and shattered his pelvis.

by Aiden Ross December 29, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase invented by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 January 30, 2007