“Jessica gave me a sloppy Dallas and my dick has been burning for a month”
“After I got my first sloppy Dallas, it looked like I had lawn clippings on my shaft”
“After I got my first sloppy Dallas, it looked like I had lawn clippings on my shaft”
by Coochieman01 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Todd N Esmerelda July 17, 2021
Get the Sloppy Jocelynmug. When one partner packs a fat lip and continues to give the other partner a blowjob, effectively making the penis look like a turd due to the spit.
by HitMan1c3 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. When you’re 6 hits deep on some LSD and someone offers you a boof of ketamine to favorite phish song
by didyoudirrtyy June 5, 2020
Get the sloppy ryanmug. N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."
by SD_21 December 14, 2008
Get the sloppy cronchitemug. When you get fucking shit faced on Saturday making a complete a complete ass of yourself or sleeping with a really funky person.
- What a sloopy saturday I was so wasted , I rodgered the Janitor of my highschool.
- This past Saturday I couldn't believe how stumbly I was, so black out! I ended up puking in this random chicks fake louis purse. What a sloppy saturday!
- This past Saturday I couldn't believe how stumbly I was, so black out! I ended up puking in this random chicks fake louis purse. What a sloppy saturday!
by bkb123 January 11, 2014
Get the sloppy saturdaymug. 