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salt merchant

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.

Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.

Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!

Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
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Salt

1. A compound of Sodium and Chlorine.

2. A polymorphic sentient rock, usually going by the name of Pearl, who is particularly snarky. She refuses to stop grieving her deceased lover and tries to push said lover's legacy onto the half-breed child that caused her to die.
1. Could you pass the table salt?

2. Garnet, Amethyst, and Salt are the Crystal Gems.
by Fffhjiiufgnjj May 6, 2017
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salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)
Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.
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SALT

A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"
Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG.
by FC_67 June 6, 2017
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Salt slider

When your doing tequila shots and once you've licked your hand and applied the salt. And just about to take the shot someone swoops in and steals the salt right off you hand
When we were out last night I got Leah with the salt slider again. Stole the salt right off her hand
by Groundhogg June 11, 2017
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SALT

SALT is Good, it brings the best out of life.
by SALT is Good July 8, 2017
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saltillo

Very small quite town full of misfits,loners,and hermits,and the good old farmers.
Saltillo is used for a farmer's

playgrounds
by Topfieldofdreams July 12, 2017
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