Santa Fe Surprise

When you give a blowjob using hot sauce

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.

by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025

Santa’s dandruff

When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.

Leslie was super excited about her fiancés gift of Santa’s dandruff.

by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025

Raspy Santa

Getting punched in the sack, ouch! The screams of terror.

Did you hear the neighbours, Raspy Santa is back in town.

by Shamus172 November 7, 2025

Santa

A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses

I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus

“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”

by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025

Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.

You've been Santa Clause'd!

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025

Santa Fe

A place that’s clean and green and pretty, and they went and made a city out of clay. Why, the minute that you get there, folks’ll walk right up and say “Welcome home, son, welcome home to Santa Fe.” Planting crops, splitting rails, swapping tales around the fire, ‘xcept for Sunday when you lie around all day. Soon, your friends are more like family, and they’s beggin’ you to stay! Ain’t that neat? Livin’ sweet in Santa Fe.

Let me go far away, somewhere they won’t never find me, an’ tomorrow won’t remind me of today. And the city’s finally sleepin’, and the moon looks old and grey, and I get on the train that’s bound for Santa Fe. And I’m gone! And I’m done! No more runnin’, no more lyin’. No more fat old men denyin’ me my pay! Just a moon so big and yellow, it turns night right into day! Dreams come true! Yeah…they do. In Santa Fe. Where does it say you gotta live and die here?! Where does it say a guy can’t catch a break?! Why should you only take whatcha given?! Why should you spend your whole life livin’ trapped where there ain’t no future, even at 17? Breaking your back for someone else’s sake! If the life don’t seem to suit ya, how ‘bout a change of scene? Far from the lousy headlines and the deadlines in between! Santa Fe, my old friend! I can’t spend my whole life dreamin’, though I know that’s all I seem inclined to do. I ain’t gettin’ any youngah, an’ I wanna start brand new! I need space! An’ fresh air! Let ‘em laugh in my face, I don’t care! Save my place!…I’ll be there. Just be real, is all I’m askin’. Not some paintin’ in my head. ‘Cause I’m dead if I can’t count on you today. I got nothin’ if I ain’t got Santa FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 6, 2025