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Split Sack Eye-Mask

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
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Ball Sack Juice

The accumulated sweat around the ball sack, or on a man's briefs/boxers.
I picked up his boxers, not knowing they had been worn and full of ball sack juice!
by Jody S. August 13, 2005
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nut sack

The derogatory term for the hair covered skin that forms a supportive bag like like structure for the Gonads.
"Dude guess what!"
"what man?"
"My nut sack fuckin itches!"
by Cody Shearman January 26, 2007
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hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003
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Got Sack

Like got balls only using sack. It sounds a fuck-load cooler though.
"Man did you hear Jimmy-Jimmy ate $60 worth of LSD ?"
"Yeah man, he's got sack."
"He fuckin' did."
"What? Why the use of past-tense?"
"Well he OD'd"
"Gay...Oh well"
by MotherPuncher April 17, 2007
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Granny sack

Granny sack is a word that me and a friend created ... it means quite a few things

1. old ball sack (dirty one)
2. old bag (as in old person)
3. a new brand of bin bags specially made for old people (if parents or an elderly person asks)
4. also you can go granny sacking which is getting a beanbag or your ball sack and slapping people in the face with it

5. getting out your old ball sack (dirty one again) when people are taking photos so they have unwanted memories of your old balls :p
i'll do an example for each one

1. john mccririck is a granny sack
2. john mccririck is a granny sack that picks his nose

3. john mccririck just bought some granny sacks for the bins
4.OMG john mccrirck is granny sacking in manchester and he's being arrested ... yeey

5. posh spice looked through her holiday pics from spain and saw that john mccririck was granny sacking in the background
by grannysackerpro October 30, 2011
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dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.
Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
by fml November 19, 2007
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