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by raggiebo January 2, 2015
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Russiamerica

Name given by the GOP to the country formerly known as the United States of America after they sold it to Vladimir Putin.
A giant helium balloon of orange baby trump welcomed immigrants to Russiamerica, the former United States of America.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 16, 2018
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russia

A country with a very rich history and amazing culture existed until 1991. Now it's so called "Russian Federation" controlled by greedy "new russians" who don't care about anyone or anything and just stealing and ruining what was created before them by Soviet Union and before that.
Russian police : Hey you there, speed limite was 60 km/h and you were going like 250
Dude: Here's 10 $ for ya bustard
Russian police: All right! Good day to you my friend! Oh, by the way, may i wash your car?
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Russian with brain: Screw this governement, they didn't create democracy or anything. The factories don't work and no one is taking us seriously. And this reforms... now i have to pay 2500 rubels for electricity insted of 300.
by Der Ivan May 19, 2006
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Russia

Synonomus with Communism.
Josef: Man I hate Russia

Stalin: Yeah dude I hella don't wan't Russia for our government.
by Perco December 24, 2008
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Russian Tea Bag

When one dips one's balls into vodka and has his partner lap up the precious liquor from his scrotum. Can also be performed with caviar or creamed haring. In Russia, it is traditional to take a shot of vodka after performing the Russian Tea Bag.
Al walked in on his mom giving his dad a Russian Tea Bag last night. He said that he can't get the picture of his mom licking his dad's caviar covered balls out of his head.
by papafatsax April 30, 2007
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Russiangrape

The act of inserting a grape up a women's vagina and then eating it.....
'Mmmm Sergio you Russian stud, fancy doing a Russiangrape'

'Yeh sure baby, grapes taste soo sweet when they have been inserted into your Vajayjay'
by Vixx, Lou, Serge May 25, 2010
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Russian Magic Trick

The sexual act of a woman pouring Vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it up while getting the man drunk in the process. The term magic trick comes from making the vodka disappear into the asshole and then making it reappear by licking it out.
Bro Charlie just got the wettest Russian Magic Trick from his girlfriend!!! I hope he wiped really well before it...
by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
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