bo-rounds

saggy balls

hey bo-rounds

by Fireaury May 27, 2016

1st rounder

A star player that was drafted with the intent to carry an entire team on his back, but Is more interested on the off field advantages of being a stud athlete.

Jay Cutler is the OG 1st rounder. So much talent, but man, that guy does not Careeeeee about fucking anything!

It finally looked like the team was destined for a championship, but their two new 1st round draft picks Swede and Levi just wanted to be 1st round booze bags.

That devin kid just doesn't have what it takes to be a 1st rounder. No wonder he ended up as a sophomore year walk on when the team lost 4 players to the meazels.

by Straight Cash Homie March 23, 2017

Raccoon Roundup

The act of spreading corn on a ranch road, waiting a couple hours until dark, then driving along that road with a spotlight, and killing every raccoon you see

We had a great raccoon roundup last weekend. Pew! Pew! Pew!

by Yourturdness June 7, 2017

five round hustle

taking 5 shots back to back

"you guys down for a five round hustle?"

by hoesquad October 22, 2017

mississippi roundhouse

Multiple girls run a train on a guy but do this in order: one girl puts a pinky in a guys butt, another one rides him, while another one sits on his face. This continues until the guys O-Ring blows out.

Dude, a bunch of hoes just ran a mississippi roundhouse on me last night. I don’t think I’ll be able to sit for a week.

by Thisandthatsometimesthis November 22, 2017

butter round the hole

Lubing up for something that may be a little tight at times. (Anal)ogy from spreading butter on a bagel.

"Brace yourself Brenda, I'm just putting some butter round the hole"

by Billbassbone November 29, 2017

Uber round

One more round of drinks at a bar/pub because you dont have to drive.

Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.

Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin

by Cupist January 16, 2018