Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

Defender of the photoshop, hero in the War on Bad Photoshop...

Lowtax slew the fark out of him.

by dinnertimefun January 15, 2004

Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010

ranchsion

A ranch-style mansion

Wanna go chill at my ranchsion?

by abbotofthemonastary September 26, 2010

Rich Mans Friday

1) Thursday

2) Justification for drinking excessively 1 day before the weekend has actually begun

"Dude it's Thursday and you're already hammered; don't you have to work tomorrow?! "

To which I retort:

"It's Rich Mans Friday Motherfucker!"

by Suds1981 August 1, 2013

Rich in the hair

Someone who has, or thinks he has, a hair style that makes him appear rich. Usually the person is not rich, which is why he resorts to his hair to appear rich.

Eric: Man, I just cut my hair today.
Carl: Nice, looking sharp.
Eric: Yeah I know! People say I look rich and that I am a perfect 10. Rich in the hair!

by Karl420 September 6, 2013

ranch catcher

A man of questionable sexual orientation

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.

by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013

Rich-kid slap

When a person uses one's electronic device (usually iPhones, iPods, Tablets, etc.)
to slap another person across the face.

Person 1: What's that red mark on your face?
Person 2: I got Rich-kid slapped with an iPhone today.
Person 1: Oh yeah, I can see the home button imprint.

by muffincroptop May 27, 2014