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ride the bicycle

To hook up or make out with someone. It is a very general term for sexual conduct with another human. It is often expressed in the past tense as "rode the bicycle."
Matt: How was your night last night, man?
Joseph: Pretty sweet, I rode the bicycle!
Matt: With Maria?
Joseph: Yeah totes, but we didn't ride the bicycle all the way home if you know what I mean.
by limoncello! October 7, 2013
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Stain Rider

A man with an insatiable thirst for taking 'slazzas' back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair.
I was walking past a new bar in Parnell and I saw a stain rider pilling off his head on fake ecstasy (crack). He was working on a sluzza who seemed torn between him and the bouncer.
by PM 4533 December 11, 2011
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Scooter Rider

A Scooter Rider is someone who rides a scooter for fun and gets tons of hate on people who cant stop sucking there own cock. A scooter rider usually is someone from ages 13-22 but is more chill than you think. Most scooter riders hate razor scooter kids as much as fellow skaters do, just because they get in the way of both of them. Scootering is deemed easy but isn't that easy, there are tricks that take years for people to learn, and most riders commit to there riding.
"Yo James did you see that Scooter Rider do a buttercup?"
"Yeah dude, he isnt as gay as most skaters say they are"
"Yeah man, he earned my respect"
by Thewholebeemoviescriptisacurse September 14, 2020
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Hog Rider

When you put purple food colouring in your penis veins and When you bust into a farm and slowfuck a pig and you cum and it looks like elixir and the farmer tries to kick you out so you hit him with a hammer!
Farmer: stop fucking my animals!!!

Me: Hog Rider!!!!
by Westernbaconchee September 21, 2023
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Ride that pony

Other known lyrics;
Come on baby ride my pony.
Ride around that big fat pony.
Come on baby ride my pony.
This is how we do it!

Front to front to front my baby.
Back to back to back my baby
Side to side to side my baby..
this is how we do it!!!

As played at Soul Survivor!!
The partners tend to be based so attraction.
Guy choosing to go to hot girls and girls being too shy go
Hey sexy, i partnered you in ride that pony.
by Fairytouch January 29, 2008
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ohio log ride

The Ohio log ride involves three people, the sex of the three people does not matter. The first person (the slide) gets down on their hands and knees and positions them self to where their buttocks is angled towards the ground to create the slide. The second person (the logger) then excretes a solid log of fecal matter on the the first persons upper-back. The third person (the hosier) then urinates on the back of the first person to allow the log of fecal matter to slide down their back and into the second persons mouth.

"Ohio" is used in the title because only people from Ohio would do this.
I hope I do well on my report card so my Dad will Ohio log ride with me and my sister.
by Charlie Brianchester March 21, 2008
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