Restless Feet Syndrome

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet

He’s laying sitting over there kicking his feet, she gives him restless feet syndrome

by Mfsdom June 29, 2025

Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025

restitootion

Compensatory actions/resources for being subjected to either farting or horn-playing.

All dinner-guests should be required to sign a liability-waiver if either baked beans are served or brass-band music is performed, so dat said gathering's hosts won't hafta worry about having restitootion sought.

by QuacksO July 28, 2025

Restaurant Host

A restaurant host has quite the responsibility. If you answer the questions correctly, hosting will be your calling.

A restaurant host...

by Hatima August 9, 2025

Restarded

When you constantly have to replay a video game level/mission/map because you didn't get it "quite right". Not because you're trying to beat a target, purely to make it relevent to your playthrough

"fuck dude how many times have you replayed this fucking mission?!"

*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"

by HomesickFoetus August 19, 2025

Restarted

To be retarded.

Is you fucking restarted?

by Buck Naked Nasty September 18, 2025

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025