Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

rub rag

Rag used to clean up after masturbation

My mom just cleaned my room I hope she didn't find my stash of rub rags

by cloud wizard August 23, 2016

Rag rags

"Rags" for when she's on "The Rag." Tampons, pads, etc.

"Wait. Before we leave, I need to make sure I have some rag rags in my purse. I just got my period this morning and I don't want to ruin my new dress."

by JemIsJerrica January 20, 2017

Rag

Grabbing anyone by something like their hood or hair holding onto it as tightly as you can, and then beating them up by forcefully making them end up onto the floor by any means necessary and throwing several uppercuts.

Kenny got ragged when he wore his hood over his head and Henry pulled him by his hood and started uppercutting him while proceeding to trip him onto the ground and continue throwing the same punches he was throwing.

by Junior's World January 22, 2017

toe rag

A tramp, hobo or petty thief... a homeless person, without means of support...

Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" - toe rag

Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.

by Don45 January 25, 2017

slong rag

Slong Rag means that you play with your Slong (As in dick) .

Carson- "Hey Bro, wanna go to the party tonight?"
Michael- "No, those girls are ugly, and I would rather Slong Rag."

by CraigSway17238 February 4, 2017