pro spectate

people at sporting events that are able to participate or want to but only watch,

pro spectate: hey are you racing your car today? no I'm pro spectating,

by master-debater May 8, 2013

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Pros only

A phrase that is unintentionally ironic and uttered by an insecure male after performing an action that is anything but professional or noteworthy

"Bro, I just bought some skim milk and skittles at the grocery store...pros only"

by Jaybone69 February 1, 2015

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I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

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pro at life

When you are a professional at living.

Man, he's real good at living. Is he a pro at life?

by Woah, don't do that. October 6, 2015

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pee pro

A home carnival game where you try to aim your pee at the target in toilet or urinal while the target counts the seconds your pee has touched the center of target

Let's play pee pro

by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016

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