cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

poop tag

the greatest game ever
a person proceeds to call another person while the are in the process of producing a terrible pile of excrement

yo dawg you been poop tagged shizzle to yo mama

by Swillard March 11, 2003

poop willy

the act of inserting one's finger in one's anus, retrieving that finger, and then inserting the same finger in someone else's ear.

Jane took it too far when, after recieving a wet willy from Jack, she gave him a poop willy.

by Maxabillion August 1, 2008

Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

poop date

when you and the person you're texting both have to make a bowel movement at the same time, and you still text each other why pooping.

Amando: Ayy I gotta poop
Robert: WTF so do I
Amando: Lol. Go do it... it'll be like a poop date. No homo

by FarEastBeast916 April 4, 2010

poop time

When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time

Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff

by fyuangneya!r! June 16, 2011

Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

by Pooptexter June 18, 2011