Fresh of the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh of the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton June 30, 2011

Russian Steam Pipe

After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.

Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.

by Clint Torres March 6, 2014

Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.

Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015

pipe dream

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

by vectortec October 17, 2003

Piped

To be realy tired. (Fucked)
Youve been up all Weekend partying and feel Dead

I'm Fuckin Piped (Best said with an Irish Twang)

by Dean Horn October 24, 2006

alaskan pipeline

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo

hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting

by thunderdumplin December 14, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.

Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!

by Baka Derka Allah March 30, 2008