Flying Pig

A Police Helicopter.
Often nocturnal creatures capable of perceiving visuals in pitch darkness. It is a well adapted specialised variant of the common pig, it beams down a search light so that the pack can hunt their prey. (Reminiscent of the tripods from H.G.Wells' "War of the Worlds")

"The day I get arrested is the day that pigs' can fly"
*the Flying pig shines its light over suspect*
"Oh fuck"

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018

Maple Ridge Ditch Pig

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"

Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!

by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011

chiggy pig

Wood louse

Common name for a wood louse in North Devon

Look there's chiggy pigs everywhere in that log

by Chewylouie July 7, 2014

guinea pig

A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.

I'm a guinea pig, big and chubby...what can I eat? Hay and pellets, fruits & veggies, Vitamin C!

by your dog March 30, 2008

disco pig

This term is used to describe a police cruiser with its lights flashing.

Hey, man, you'd better slow down! There's a disco pig up there on the side of the road, and he's pulled someone over and is writing them a ticket. You don't want to get ticketed like that poor bastard, do you?

by Amulya October 6, 2005

loot pig

A person usually found in an online multiplayer role-playing game, who wants nothing more than to have every item in the game regardless of the item's worth to their character.

Someone who wants all the group rewards for themselves.

Tactics employed by loot pigs vary from rolling 'need' on every item, rushing to be the first one to open every corpse/chest, and squealing like an actual pig when they don't get their way.

Willy is such a loot pig he stopped fighting when the encounter was nearly over, so he could be the first to hover his cursor over the dead mob.

by tunasammich August 22, 2011

Creek Pig

From sucking dicks to turning tricks, this slut will do anything for cock. She'll even let you bang her in front of your friends down by the local creek.

-" She took me out behind the garage at her dad's birthday party and told me I could do anything I wanted to her. This slut did everything! It's like she had no self respect!"
-" I hope you wore a rubber. That chick's been a dirty creek pig since college. "

by Twodixinya June 8, 2013