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Parker

Parker is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has gorgeous eyes. He can give you the wrong idea sometimes and can be lowkey dumb sometimes. A ton of girls take him for granted though, and don’t realize what they had until they’ve lost him. Any girl would be lucky to call him theirs. Parker usually likes younger girls, it’s just his preference. He’ll treat you like a queen and is the sweetest soul, unless you’re joking around, then he’s an asshole. But you gotta love him!
Vanessa : “Omg guys, I think Parker just looked at me”
Madison : *makes eye contact w him* Oh yeah, totally!”
Emma : “He’s so cute, I wish he would give me a chance!”

Hailey : “Yeah, right
by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020
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parker

the most amazing guy, he may seem intimidating at first but once you get to know him he's the most loyal friend you'll ever have. he thinks he's weird and not worthy of love, but he's so amazing and my favorite person in the world. If you happen to befriend him you should count yourself lucky.
"I'm legit the luckiest person on earth to be able to call parker my husbando and be his spousu"
by CoolGayBean August 17, 2020
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Grant Parker

A good looking amazing singer. A youtube star to be.
by Kim43424 May 4, 2011
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Peeping Pecker

When your dick comes out of the hole in your boxers inexplicably or when you can see the outline or bulge or your dick while wearing any kind of athletic shorts or sweatpants.
Hey dude you might want to stuff some toilet paper in your shorts cause you have a pretty bad Peeping Pecker.

Hey make sure you have a blanket tonight you don't want to have your parents see you with a Peeking Pecker in the morning.
by Freebirdzack January 12, 2015
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phone pecker

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.
Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014
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tiny pecker syndrome

The condition in which a person or people will try to associate desirability with selves to compensate for lack of natural desirability.

After a panel of psychologists psycho analyzed the Canadian people the found the civilization would try to surround themselves with desirable people or objects because everything about Canadians is pathetic. Upon realizing it was natural inadequacies they coined the term tiny pecker syndrome. (TP'S) because Canadians are about useful as toilet paper.
The canadians still live with TP'S (tiny pecker syndrome)
by Orobos666 July 7, 2016
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