Penis boy

A whimsical term for a guy who kind of acts like an alpha male, but still comes up short.

What's up Penis boy? Are you tearing into those business reports, or what?

by JohnK May 22, 2005

penis butter

semen

after i fucked the skank, she had my penis butter all over her cunt

by the sperminator July 28, 2003

penis hair

The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia

That dog sure needs a penis hair trim

by Sara Hathaway June 18, 2006

Small Penis Syndrome

Noun
The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.

Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.

Hip Dad:
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.

Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?

Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.

by NYora June 17, 2018

Small penis syndrome

A mental health condition that causes severe anxiety over penis size. It can affect men who do not even have a small penis. This syndrome has developed as a result of our society’s damaging, body shaming attitude towards men’s genitals and the concepts about sex that have been influenced by the porn industry.

Small penis syndrome is poorly affecting his body image and his quality of his life.

by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019

Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

by Overweight Vampire September 5, 2011