The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.
Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!
by apound21 December 5, 2009
Get the Neti Pee mug.The sudden, violent shake of the body during or at the end of a urinating session sometimes resulting in pee hitting the seat or even the floor. The most massive jolts can be achieved in the movie theater bathroom or in dark places you have never been before.
Friend 1: 'Hey guy, I just had the nicest pee jolt at the urinal.
Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.
Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.
by Uggsly January 19, 2011
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A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.
by pedo1245 September 14, 2011
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Get the pee balls mug.A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.
by Dr.FartScientist May 9, 2020
Get the Recipee-pee mug.When a woman has to stand in a 'ski' position to use a public bathroom because the facility doesn't supply the toilet seat covers or she has a huge germophobia.
Woman: "Hey, Bob, I received a great workout last night."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
by P-Dawg B March 2, 2009
Get the ski-er pee-er mug.Someone who thought the drop of fear was for sight seeing. Peed his pants on the way down. The pee hit the people in the line. Peee - tard!
by Kevee March 2, 2005
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