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got the pancakes 

(verb): Got the raw end of a deal.
Named after the infamous legal battle between Theodore and Garfield Rosenfeld when their father made them choose between two undisclosed keys as their inheritance. One key was to a safety deposit box containing his fortune while the other was to a large vault filled with freshly baked pancakes. Theodore (who drew the key to the locker) eventually sued Garfield for a quarter of the fortune.
"Frank broke his leg right after he was drafted to the NFL. He really got the pancakes on that one."

Mr.Pancake4343 

Oh, my lord. It is him, Mr.pancake4343, oh yes I pray to the heavens.

titties and pancakes 

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.
this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.

paincakes 

Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.
I'M ABOUT TO SERVE YOU SOME PAINCAKES, HOLD THE CAKES.
paincakes by k_cuz July 9, 2010

tummy pancakes 

When a male pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's stomach, thus creating pools of jizz that resemble pancakes.
Dude, I totally made tummy pancakes on that slam piece last night
tummy pancakes by BrosefStalinXXXV January 21, 2010

Uncle Pancakes 

So called "alt country" or "Americana" music, etc.
Does anyone in Minneapolis like anything besides crappy Uncle Pancakes?
Uncle Pancakes by MNDandy January 9, 2011