Penis

A token of currency minted in between the legs of every male.

P1: Yo bro can I get some dick? P2: Yeah my penis is packing

by tidepodsupyaass April 8, 2021

Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

Penis

Penis

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by BoredTags January 22, 2019

penis

If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.

1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc

Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?

by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005

penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

penia

A word refering to a woman's penis.
Background: Danine's thoughts.

I pierced my penia today, and it hurt like a beast.

by Danine April 20, 2005

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey...

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008