except the penguin

Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"Dude except the penguin"

by DounutBum June 24, 2005

penguin

1. Mascot for Pittsburgh's hockey team
2. caffeine-enhanced mints
3. nickname for running with your pants down around your ankles. (origin: a very bad joke)

1. Don't bother me. I'm watching the Penguin game tonight. I know Lemieux is out, but Fleury's playing tonight so they should win. At least we still don't have that bitch Jagr.
2. Pop me a few Penguins. I'm dragging.
3. In shock he jumped up and had to waddle towards the door with his pants around his ankles and called after her "Why do they call this a penguin?!!!"

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

penguin

1. the thing that is always following me.
2. what lovers call eachother

1. GET AWAY FORM ME YOU FUCKING PENGUIN!
2."Oh GOD Henry! You horny Penguin! gimme some NOW!

by cath January 14, 2004

pengh

a smelly bum cunt with no money

aboriginal

by duma September 28, 2003

penguins taste like babies

no your all wrong..penguins taste like penguins..they only taste of babys when roasted WITH baby's..geebus

mmmm penguinbaby stew

by div February 10, 2004

Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

1. A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".

Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was fucking insane!

by Billy Delashmutt July 29, 2008

penguin

The most amazing bird of prey known to man.

"one by one the penguins steal my sanity" - some sitcker, and shirt. I beleive it generated from the movie fight club, when the penguins take blocks of ice, and walk away with them.

by Scott " the yellow dart " Hoey December 2, 2003