Hung Fu Panda

How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.

Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!

by owhims January 6, 2025

Riot (Red panda)

A smol red panda who loves his friends and is just real with you. Is Mega GAY UwU and will stand up for friends. A rave enjoyer.

Stranger: Omg who is that?
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!

by Big sussy wolf June 16, 2025

Chuzz Panda

A famous meme about a chopped huzz panda

Chuzz Panda is so funny, I thought about it at my father’s funeral and it made me piss myself.

Chuzz Panda comforts me in my darkest times, I love Chuzz Panda.

by Isaac Blaze McKim September 27, 2025

Pizza panda

A panda that tosses and turns pizzas. He is the ultimate pizza panda. The pizza panda is more emotionally expressive than the pizza bandit. The pizza panda grew up with a deceased father.

"Chad is the ultimate pizza panda. I heard that the pizza bandit grew up with a dead dad.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth

panda eyed twins

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025

Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025