Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.

by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)

by TFbill October 25, 2019

Period Drama

Television that can only be viewed by people who get periods.

Steve: Have you seen the period drama on BBC iPlayer recently?
Roger: Are you from Syria? I’m a man
Steve: Your loss. I’m just in touch with my inner vaj

by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

Period

when your uterus throws a tantrum

oh,no shes on her period

by anonymous January 19, 2022

perioding

For when a female is on their period and is doing nothing for except bleeding

She was just sitting there, perioding

by SMD™ October 20, 2021

period bomb

when you fill up a balloon with period blood and throw it at someone or something.

I got so mad at him when he cheated on me that I went to the restroom and made a fresh period bomb. Taught him not to mess with me.

by bellalyn June 24, 2025