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old battle axe

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.
Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.
by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017
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Old Thing

An “old thing” refers to relationship. When someone uses “old thing,” it’s typically because they have nostalgic sentiment for it.

When someone says they want “the old thing back,” (which is the context it is used in majority of the time), it means that they want things to go back to the way they were before. They miss how things were between them and their ex. It is usually used when substantial time has passed between the present and the relationship they had with their ex, OR there has been a long period of time since things went south in their relationship with their ex.
Devin: “Yo I saw Aline earlier at McDonalds.”

Omari: “Forreal? Damn I miss that girl. I want that old thing back...”
by DeltaIndiaCharlieKilo January 20, 2018
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old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.
that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!
by willie989 January 18, 2010
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Old Baldy

A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way of thinking.
Girl, I would go to the party tonight but Old Baldy has me on lockdown.
by Valinda November 2, 2006
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old man skown

A very old man who walks the corridors of the Howe Center. He is one hundred and five years old and fought in many wars. Enjoys saying "etc. like that"
"The exam will consist of the 4 p's etc. like that"-Old Man Skown
by Kevin Swartz February 4, 2008
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old man rotor

An old bastard that sits in an IRC programming channel, harping about the days of yore, and bans you if you're not an old, stuffy shitpile like him. See also: old.
Hay old man rotor, you're fuckin old.
by skybot May 28, 2009
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Old School Scary

A scary type of movie , that was scary back then but now that you watch it, You think its dumb.
"Did you watch "Childs play" last night?"
"Nawh, Thats old school scary."
by Lesleyfizzel22 March 20, 2009
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