welp here it is!

When a boy just whips it out and says, “welp here it is!” then proceeds to have you try to jerk him off but then you don’t do it right and he does it himself then ejaculates all over a couch and saying, “Y/N I’m cumming for you!” then goes all over the place and on his face and the mouth.

Carson: Welp here it is! Touch it.
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*

by niggaburger January 6, 2025

Here we go

Generally uttered when a person with whom the speaker barely tolerates with repeats their ludicrous, deluded drivel of actions and/or words.

Tim: You can't defeat me! I am the best in this game!
Mark: Here we go.
Tim: I have a perfect streak of 12 wins!
Ben: Tim, we've always let you won because you could never shut up about losing.
Tim:...

by AGeniusWith2MuchTimeOnHisHands June 30, 2021

oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong

oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?

by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023

Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.

Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.

by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022

Here Miss

Here Miss is a phrase that is used when you see a male and make them laugh. but it can commonly been used when someone is going to consume them and that is the phrase that they say before they do. By the way, Here Miss, You have 5 minutes to save yourself. I, am, coming...

P2: You are a silly cold, vegan, out-of-date chicken nugget
P1: Here Miss
P2 was never heard from again

by Shrek the freg October 25, 2023

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025