by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016
Get the Visiting the Germansmug. When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.
by Blue - Waffles June 17, 2024
Get the German-Tornadomug. by Daddy😈🖤 May 1, 2021
Get the German sprinklermug. Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Get the German Audubonmug. by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
Get the German howitzermug. An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
Get the German trumpetmug. by pichuman420 September 16, 2021
Get the Germanmug.