The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the German noodle leash mug.Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.
by Lolnopelolno January 6, 2018
Get the Ramen noodle special mug.hey bro yu know sonria sea noodles? oh you mean sea noodle lol 😆 lol Pee shes funny my grandma died😊
by Iheartsaihara January 12, 2021
Get the sonria sea noodles mug.A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative
Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since
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Get the Chicken Noodle Soup mug.by WaffleStomp July 6, 2021
Get the Chicken Noodle soup mug.when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there
Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?
I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf
.. two periods later ..
Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf
.. two periods later ..
Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
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