now it's broke

now it's broke.

now it's broke.

by anonymous April 7, 2023

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

danger NOW

danger now is a game where you choose what player you want there are 3 teams. team 1 is cops, team 2 is bad guys and team 3 are bad guys number 2.

all games of Danger Now must have 4+ players

2+ players on the cop team,1+ players on the bad guy's team, 1+ players on team bad guys 2

by creator of games April 15, 2022

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

The Kutty $now

The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.

“Hey Becky, tonight I think we should spice things up and try The Kutty $now.”

by KoevHalev July 12, 2020

now

The same yesterday today and tomorrow.; Having the use of eyes to see and ears to hear.; Being alive in the present moment resisting peering into the future. The serpent.

Now the servant was more subtle than any beast of the field in which the lord god hath made. The present time.

by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025

HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021