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Brain Slug

An idiot to the infinite power. Someone so stupid that even being in their presence can make you stupider. Worst part about a brain slug is that they don't know how stupid they are/sound. They may often use large words to appear smart

Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.
Reggie: For 20 pts what is 10x1?

Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18

Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Mayor McCheesenstein July 15, 2013
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seagull brain

A person who does stupid things, but in a funny way that makes you love them even more.
Rory was a Seagull Brain for believing Colin would actually pay him $5 for jumping the the MacDonald's dumpster naked.
by Amelia Rose December 7, 2006
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Pinky and The Brain

by crimeapples January 21, 2022
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Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related
got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.
by the nut job November 7, 2010
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piss brains

1. A brain which is actually filled with nothing but piss.
2. Some idiot who has pissed on his brains.
3. A good name to call a dunce.
4. Useless fool.
A dumbass who has verbal diarrhoea. (good name to call someone, i.e. your best pal)
by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004
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Monkey brains

by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003
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brain snap

the term used by famous people (and normal people) to justify doing something really stupid that if they'd taken half a second to think about it they probably wouldn't have done it anyway. it's a cheap way of saying sorry for doing something dumb and not taking any slack for it.
the famous celebrity phone throwing incident that everyone knows about - headline of paper "how my brain snapped"
by trinie July 31, 2006
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