nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011

Neta

It’s a word latón people to say “seriously” or “not uh”

Person #1: Gane mil dólares

Person #2: Neta?!!
(Translation )
Person #1: I just won a thousand dollars

Person #2 : Seriously?!! (Neta?!!)

by Katesskates February 2, 2019

Netfucked

The moment you realize you've spent more time searching for things to watch on Netflix than actually watching anything on Netflix.

Damn, there's nothing good on Netflix. I feel so netfucked! :(

by the Perdverts May 10, 2014

Netflix & Chill

Watching Netflix and casual sex.

Boy: Do you want to binge watch House of Cards and then fuck?
Girl: Ok
Random guy looking through the window: Ah Netflix & Chill, I'm going to be here for a while.

by Slim Daddy Scrotum x May 20, 2016

social networking

Generally a website (ex: facebook, myspace) where people can add "friends", (generally people they may see once a day and never communicate with in person, or close friends they actually do associate with) and communicate with them through multiple ways such as leaving comments on posted pictures or blogs, or perhaps sending them a message they can read when they sign into the site at a later time.

Guy 1: I just joined a social networking site! It pwns!

Guy 2: Yeah right, social networking is the gayest thing to happen to Earth since reality tv.

by rick bender August 15, 2008

netball

a game played by girls and guys from the ages of 6 right up to approx 40. it is a game of skill, talent and strenght.most people over look netball and say it has no skill and it a stupid but its got alot of skill involved. Netball originated in england and was first called basketball then years later it became netball. The best team in the world is the Australian netball Diamonds and the runners up are the New zealand silver ferns. netball must have 7 people each team and 2-3 subs on the side line the positions are c,wa,wd,ga,gd ,gk,gs

one netball court, one bal,l two goal post either end and two umpires.

by netball mad <3 November 4, 2011

netcop

The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.

Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!

by R. Kemp September 25, 2005