nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.

I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.

by Nose-lover February 9, 2018

Noseconer

An enlisted Navy man serving on a modern submarine whose duties are in the forward half of the ship. Not assigned to the engineering spaces. Opposite of nuke.

He's just a fuckin' noseconer. He doesn't know shit about the steam plant.

by Sub nub November 4, 2018

Nosebandit

Someone that can slide right under you to steal your spot.

Kelly didn’t show up to the audition , So Liah nosebandit her spot.

by Remember_Leah April 17, 2019

noshua

Weird guy. But really nice.

The Noshua is eating his book (weird) but is smiling (nice/creepy)

by Chamomile, the original July 9, 2019

Nosewhose

A ho who uses her large nose to stimulate men’s anuses , frequently burying them well beyond the anal rectal verge

That nosewhose u picked up at the Burger King stuck her nose so far up Fred’s ass he claims it made him go in a coughing jagg

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Nose Candy

A slang term for cocaine.

Bro, Adam and I just hit the Nose Candy!

by didegerdoo2112 November 1, 2019

nosh

no shit

p1: that chicks hot

p2: nosh

by bogeyrangers November 22, 2019