Simp Nap

when youre depressed af so you go and take a nap so you wake up happy as fuck

"my grandma just died man, what should i do?"

" take a simp nap fam"

by mcmahonimal December 16, 2016

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suffocation nap

When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep

did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?

Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap

by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023

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the act of traveling through the space time continuum via smoking marijuana and entering sleep mode on a comfortable surface. time travel usually doesnt surpass a few hours because then its just considered sleeping.

i just smoked a bowl and am prepared for a time nap.

by kronmasta173 November 7, 2010

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Cube Nap

The act of taking a nap in your office cubical. One must sleep very lightly when partaking in said activity as to notice someone walking to their cube to ask them a question, or answer a phone call.

"Damn man, I was out all night. I'm gonna have to have a cube nap today."

by KingTotem December 31, 2009

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Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022

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Naps girl

Every single naps girl is miserable. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Why they so miserable?? No clue but they damn fucking miserable. Sometimes i wanna kms listening to them wanna kill themselves.

reeves-roopnarine(pres man who cant pull) and this ugly waste of break jumbie horn him (naps girl)

E.g 2 vineet-Maharaj-rampersad (NEXT PRES MAN is a trend) he get a multicellular horn . How?? The naps gyal link with him and was send other men nudes

by Momdu November 20, 2023

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