To hang upside down on a clothes line pole whilst consuming copious amounts of beer from a barrel via a tapper hose. Closely related to the keg stand.
My roommate is insane, he just did an 80-second monkey chug!!
I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.
I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.
by Milwaukee'd September 22, 2009
Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.
by nahor macca November 02, 2020
by monkeyfridaycreator August 20, 2011
The term Rage Monkey is fairly generic and applies either to a person who is given to sudden fits of anger about almost any subject or someone who simply explodes without any obvious cause; it is not enough that the individual is angry but must exhibit their rage like a violent storm that dispurses as swifty as it arrived. A Rage Monkey may also be inclined to explode intermittently on their favourite pet-hate. Rage Monkeys are usually funny to watch as they transform, unless you are the target of their rage.
All I did was ask if she had a good day and she transformed into a Rage Monkey!
by Vengeful Spirit December 06, 2011
A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.
Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.
by Petros March 10, 2004
A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.
by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017
by ppauper March 25, 2005