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Monkey Diddler

by kAELA November 17, 2003
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Rage Monkey

The term Rage Monkey is fairly generic and applies either to a person who is given to sudden fits of anger about almost any subject or someone who simply explodes without any obvious cause; it is not enough that the individual is angry but must exhibit their rage like a violent storm that dispurses as swifty as it arrived. A Rage Monkey may also be inclined to explode intermittently on their favourite pet-hate. Rage Monkeys are usually funny to watch as they transform, unless you are the target of their rage.
All I did was ask if she had a good day and she transformed into a Rage Monkey!
by Vengeful Spirit December 6, 2011
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Monkey Friday

by monkeyfridaycreator August 23, 2011
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Monkey Brain

Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.
Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.
by nahor macca November 2, 2020
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Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.
Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.
by Petros March 10, 2004
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Porch monkey

A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.
Porch monkeys are some of the best ass kissing people you've ever met!
by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017
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computer monkey

A low-level employee who spends most of his time at work performing menial computer operations
She was working as a computer monkey at a bank
by ppauper May 13, 2005
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