morning woodsap

(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood

Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet

Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst

by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013

morning methane

you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.

for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?

sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .

by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015

moroccan trap door

When one has enough control of their sphincter to open a pop top bottle.

Hey Matt, can you use your Moroccan trap door to open this beer?

by cock_sultan666 March 7, 2016

Morgantown, PA

Founded back in the mid 18th century as a trading post with only a hotel, bar and other basic amenities, this small town has grown little in the intervening centuries. If you grew up here, you will forever have to explain that you are not from West Virginia, thanks to this shithole not having any claim to fame, nevemind being less than a tenth the size of its West Virginian cousin. With a population of less than 1,000 and no less than four churches, you can make some guesses about the culture. If you're not Amish, Mennonite or Redneck, you're a random tourist, or you came down from Reading to go to BB's. It's slightly better than some Pennsylvania mining towns, but you can thank the Amish for that, if you can manage to speak to them in a thick enough accent.

I'm from Morgantown, PA, that place that's between _______ and _______.

by telektoret July 13, 2016

moral peacocking

When a person is OUTRAGED on social media so that their friends will think they're a good person. Moral peacocks are famous for spreading fake memes because they don't actually read the news or care IRL.

If you really cared about the Middle East, you'd *know* the American news already reported that attack. Stop moral peacocking!

by NottaWacko July 13, 2016

Morning Snorkel

The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.

That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.

by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016

Morning Salute

A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.

Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.

by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016