Michael

Need a guy friend? He is the one for you. If you ever need help around the place or a smile then you can just call Michael. He is a great friend and always knows how to make people laugh. He is always at your side to keep you up and down. Even though he is hard at work he is still attractive. He is always there when you need a little boost in your day.

I need help

OH just call Michael

by Flowy Sackson May 1, 2014

Michael Clifford

An asshat who thinks it's okay to put milk in before cereal.

"Hey, have you heard 5SOS are releasing a new album, Youngblood, that you can pre-order on iTunes, on June 15th?"
"Yes but I'm not gonna cause the Michael Clifford is WRONG and I hate him and I stan Andy DeLuca now"

by my real name HAH pwned ya!!!1! June 13, 2018

michał

A guy who is amazing boyfriend material. Michal can be grumpy at times but over all he is a total sweetheart. He can be a little retarded and doesn’t realise his opportunities in life but that’s okay. He’s pretty damn hot.

Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: That’s Michał! He’s so hot!!!

by Anonymous Night123 May 25, 2018

Michal

An epic grandma-like lady.

Michal’s such a stupendous cookie.

by Bobchenko December 22, 2020

michael

Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.

Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)

by viper2394 October 15, 2011

Michael Johnson

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.

put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"

by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011

michaud

an awesometastical guy who is obsessed with his hair. a ladies' man.

Sally: that guy with the nice hair hanging around all those chicks is so cool. Jo: must be michaud.

by SallyJoCool17 March 3, 2009