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No Bullshit Mercy Pie

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.
Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"
by cx99 October 22, 2011
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God have mercy

When you're watching Merlin with the lads and you've just done some Ket after the sight of the dragon.
God have mercy Ken that's alot of Ket on that machete
by westd8 May 13, 2020
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march 5th

If you were born on this day you’re probably an emotional wreck or soulless and nothing in between
They’re always crying a lot, they must’ve been born on March 5th.
by yeet? October 15, 2019
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Mercy main

Term used to refer to an Overwatch player who is really experienced with the support hero Mercy and regularly plays her. Not to be mistaken with the one trick Mercy that probably has a hard time with the game. The Mercy main is now almost inexistent after all the changes the hero has been through (No more good Rez , no more exclusive good healing and no more POTG) . The Mercy main nowadays is most likely depressed and probably suicidal, for they can't (ever) satisfy their low-health teammates that are constantly in the need of healing, right when they were killed by a tank or a flanker, leading to great despair. They have every single skin the hero has gotten in the past, definitely have the voicelines "How barbaric" and "Someone call the whambulance " in their communication menu, have unbound their "Group up" key long ago but most importantly, they have bought the hero's golden staff.
Genji main : "I need healing"

Mercy main : *Jumps off the map*
by BrendaVerasoie February 2, 2020
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March 12th

omg it’s March 12th
“What’s so special about that?”
“How do you not know?!”

“It’s National millsie day”
“What’s that?”
“March 12th is a day for max and Harvey’s fans called the millsies!!”
by Helloimkatewbu December 15, 2019
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March 22

Generally, being the day my chemical romance broke up, march 22 has been a rather terrifying day for lots of people for the long period of almost six years. Even tho march 22 generally doesn't have to affect us that much anymore, as fall 2019 has brought us the Reunion, it still leaves slight trauma in all of us.
Person 1: happy march 22
Person 2: fuck no
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March

Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month.
Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2: I'm already halfway on the 5th day!
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020
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