martin

Is a father and is the worlds biggest dick ever

Martin is a dick

by cool_sky132 October 8, 2014

Melanie Martinez

an extremely underrated artist who deserves more attention periodt.She's very talented gl stan her.

Stream After School Besties

Person 1:Do you listen to Melanie Martinez?

Person 2:Yes now marry me

by De Nicki Minaj January 23, 2021

Martina

shaking ; milkshake

A:I'm tirsty.
B:Me too, let's make a martina

A:I'ts cold
B:I know, cant you see i'm martina?!

by rouuza May 4, 2010

martin allen

A person of near infinite wisdom.

The astronomer was nearly a martin allen, there wasn't much he didn't know.

by Christine Lee February 3, 2005

martian muff dive

The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.

"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."

by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009

martim

This guy is the one who is always flirting with other guys and usually he drinks live a horse (ends the night badly)

"Stop that! We are dancing and you are flirting a man while you are drinking 3 vodka glasses at once! You are such a martim!"

by pttroller00 February 22, 2017

Martin

the master of procrastination, he could have 7 days off, and 8 days worth of work but wait till the due date to do he’s work, he is slightly insane, he listens to music 24/7, sleeps an average of 6 hours a day, and has much ADHD, especially during meth i mean math class, probably doesn’t like you or respect you as a human being

that right there is a Martin

by yes i am a martin October 21, 2019