magooch

hillbilly for "my gooch"

Hey Joe Bob! Come pop this blackhead on magooch!

by Justin & Nicole September 19, 2005

maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.

bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!

by borris... May 18, 2008

maggotmuffin

somebody who is new to something, but now just new, someone who is new and is a loser who doesnt know anything

"omg ew new school year, new maggotmuffins"

by frankyoooo May 21, 2007

Maggot

1)sombody who has a small dick

2)a slang word for a small dick

that guy over theres got a maggot

by Mr X 321 February 26, 2009

Magnolia

A Gaylord

Magnolia is so fucking gay

by Shpleccs November 29, 2018

Ripper Magoo

The moment you realize you want to rage

I'm pounding this beer right now, Ripper Magoo!

by officialbobmenery October 14, 2019

maggot

1. A slimy, disgusting creature that lives off the dead.
2. Michael Moore (see definition 1)

A fly's baby is a maggot.

by LorgSkyegon December 28, 2005