Mike 

Biggest dick in the history

Mike with the big dick

Mike by J. Keenest March 1, 2021

dusty mike 

A dusty, old, German lady whose pussy has yet to be stuffed with any cock-like object.

Ex: Jons mom is a Dusty Mike.

dusty mike by JuicyHam October 15, 2013

teflon mike 

Teflon mike is another word for potato

Hey want a teflon mike?

teflon mike by Featheredpony June 21, 2016

Michael/Mike 

He likes wet farts.

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.

Michael/Mike by supersmarts October 8, 2020

Fat Mike

A lil chubby boy who's a bit of a douche

Oh I just want to pinch those chubby little cheeks

Fat Mike by Happy Gilmore September 17, 2004

Mike Hunt 

Who's lezbian parents are very filthy and want to see their child mike be made fun of for life.They wanted to name their child mike hunt for reasons whenever they say his name - it brings memories from the night before.

Lezbian parent 1 molly "Where is Mike Hunt?" Lezbian parent 2 anna "Why don't we go find out"

Teacher- "Is Mike Hunt here today?" Smartass kid- "He's actually really sore and won't be at school today."

Mike Hunt by Hannah February 11, 2005

Maked 

If you are maked you aren't wearing any make-up.

Girl 1: OMG! You are like maked!
Girl 2: I know! Don't remind me!

Maked by humble-penguin May 12, 2007